/vrg/ - Virtual Reality General #1452

>>432447726 (Cross-thread)
It's because there are no good longevity games thst kept us coming back as much as Pavlov or pre-quest onward that people are terminally in vrc. It doesnt help some like to play laid-back casually and others competitive, so that's another element offputting. Then you have people who simply cannot have fun period and have to whine about the littiliest of things during and post-games. The magic of 2018-2019 just isn't something you can recreate anymore. Maybe that mini golf is the closet we'll get to it, at least for a while. Ive always been skeptical of every major vr release because they get too hyped up and spiral out into dead fotm within months so its interesting its lasted this long.

I think a lot if people including myself dont want to buy overpriced games that'll likeky be instantly dead on arrival or dear within weeks.

>>432447803 (Cross-thread) #
This is also true. The industy as a whole is overdue for a reset button some day

>>432462336
Yeah, I'd say that the increase in competitiveness is why we can't recapture the magic of the 2019 era Pavlov lobbies.
Some people want to be extremely competitive and meta and others want to relax and have a nice time. It's very hard to fill a lobby that everyone enjoys when people have those conflicting desires.

>>432463435
I think everyone gets along well here, but it's true that the thread has been very hostile lately. It really only takes a handful of negative posters to shift a thread's tone to a very negative one.

Those DR2 cars sure are scary. They feel crazy controllable and comfortable, and then you end up doing dumb shit because of that

>If I wanted to fly, I would become a pilot
though admittedly this one's on me, my gearbox moved on the desk and then I was catching it so it won't fall down

Fun event, like always.

Mmmmm, delicious wrapperrr

Play Tabor, the hottest new vrfps with a rock solid gameplay loop.
If it not start sucking ass in July with the update/wipe.

>>432458678 (Cross-thread)
Can you please upload the decrypton key to steamdb so people can verify the files independently ?
https://steamdb.info/tokendumper/
You can do it anonymously if the game is currently installed.

I can rewrite the verification program, because currently it relies on the filenames, but maybe it's better to just upload it.

But big thanks anyway.

>>432467149
Are you niggas cracking games up in this thread

>>432468109
Everything without denuvo and isn't always online is cracked retard

>>432467149
I'll ask the guy who gave me the files but don't hold your breath

>>432465343
>PVP
not for me

>>432468831
It’s so good. Trust.

>>432468109
Dats rite.

>>432468639
Just checking the exe is not enough, you can hide some nasty stuff in .dll too.
It's not that big of a problem, just need to rewrite the verificator.

>>432468887
No. Chad is out to get me.

I need a good game to play
any reccomendations?

Need a seedbox to host the stuff. Does anyone have a recommendation?
Can use your referral code too.
Something not too expensive and it has to accept the crypto.

>>432469426
skyrim vr cunny mods

>>432469421
You shrimply become the chad.

Question to experienced Vrchat users.

For those of you who are spending most of your time in VR. Are you starting you feel disconnected from reality. Do you feel like you irl self isn’t part of you but rather just a a meat suit for you soul? VR for me is getting increasingly more real to my life more so than irl. The only time I’m not in VR is when I’m on the toilet or at work. All my dreams has also started to be more VR focused experiences. Is all this normal!?

>>432469426
Try Ultimechs, it's free and fun for an hour. Or Blaston, same idea

>>432470250
I've had this for the first few weeks of VR. But then the brain adjusts and understands what's real and what's not

I will make my own VRchat but its single player with AI so I don't have to have my experience ruined by other people.

>>432470250
No, that’s a good sign you should probably stop playing. I’ve never once thought of my vr model or time spent in vr as real over my real self

>>432470965
Just make an AI plugin for Virtamate if that's what you want

>>432470250
Kinda but only if I am playing everyday. if I cant play for a day or two the desire to play goes significantly down and now that the novelty of VR has mostly worn off for me, I just play to be social or if there is a cool event.

>>432465058
t. doesn't actually play games with us

>>432467149
>>432468639
I took the dump, hope it worked anon

>back and arms hurt from swinging sword and throwing knife and potion
weekend well spent, good night!

>>432472176
No sex. They will converse with me and not have shit opinions.

>>432470250
No, its the opposite, the more you play the less "real" it feels and more that it starts to become just a videogame

>>432472346
Didn't update yet.
https://steamdb.info/depot/1634101/
Don't know how often the database refreshes though.

>>432472589
What's the point of having a body then, just use an ai chat

>>432473636
For the same reason you'd use VRchat instead of discord.

Question
I was talking to some folk about the GFL event I ran last year late summer/early autumn and it seems there's interest in having the event again this year.
IF we did a rerun of the event, what do you think should change? Cater more towards PNC since that's more recent? Have the map be made by someone else or use the same world but with minor tweaking?

Let me know what you think

>>432474024
smaller map

>>432473828
Nobody would use VRchat if you couldn't do lewd shit in it. That's Zuccverse

>>432474913
Coomer retard opinion

>>432474913
I would.

>>432472461
Could it be. Swords of Gargantua bro?

>>432470250
So the way I've explained it is different from most people. This might sound a bit retarded but I generally see the body separated into 3 entities. The conscious mind, the physical body, and the unconscious/subconscious mind. To be healthy all 3 need to be relatively healthy and on the same page and health is directly related to the state of all 3. The physical body is the vessel for primarily the conscious. The subconscious mind is still constantly performing subroutines but it's not driving the ship as much and it largely takes a back seat as an invisible care taker if that makes sense. The vr body at least to me starts to feel like the subconscious is driving as much if not more than the conscious mind, almost as if the vr body becomes a vessel for it in the same way that the physical body is a vessel for the conscious mind. You begin to once comfortable enough let the subconscious take over and do as it pleases as the social norms and physical restrictions start going out the window. Physically you're still piloting it but I feel like the subconscious is allowed to come out and play a lot more and you start doing/saying things you'd never do irl because the mind is curious and subconsciously it's something you've wanted to do but couldn't. You begin to move in different ways, talk in different ways, think in different ways. When I get out of the headset I revert more or less immediately. Sometimes in my dreams I'll claw back at it all but I have little to no issues returning to reality and continuing as I was because to me it just feels like switching between who's piloting the ship. This might sound like a schizo ramble or whatever but it's how I've begun to rationalize it. I've never taken a good chance to write it down in an academic format so this is the first draft.

As for your dreams especially if you're newer to VR most people start to experience what generally gets blanketed under the tetris effect and it's fairly common.

>>432476882
Let's go, anon!

>>432477189
Yeah I realize it sounds a bit whacky and I'm sure a handful of people I've discussed the topic with will recognize this as me immediately. I'd classify myself as one of the most stable people here with no melties or incidents under my belt, it's just how I personally rationalize it all in the realm of psyche since I can structure it however I want.

Less than 24 hours till apple headset reveal!!!!

frens

PokerStars tonight at midnight ET!
Lets see if we can keep from being banned we wont but still

>>432478782

>>432481502
>Can get drunk and yell gamer words on Sunday once more
Truly a blessed day

When is the flower event?

>>432485109
He fell for it... again!

>>432474024
I wouldn't mind the same map with some QoL like teleports or new stuff on it

Psycho anon, in 30?

>>432460446 (OP)
The /vg/ League X-2 soccer tournament will be starting next weekend! /vrg/ has been drawn in to the group of death with /hgg2d/ (2D Hentai Games General), /pcrg/ (Princess Connect Re:Dive General), and /d2g/ (Dota 2 General).

The first match will be against /hgg2d/ next Sunday, June 11th, at 19:40 UTC/3:40pm EST. There probably won't be a VR showing that night, but there will be for the next two group stage matches which will be on Saturday and Friday of the following 2 weeks @ 11:30pm EST.

>>432487984
you know it!

>>432474913
been having fun with it for 5 years without cooming
you're just projecting

>>432485109
Sometime this month. I have the base for the map assembled, all that's left is to construct the garden.

Is Aftershocks worth playing in Saints and Sinners? Chapter 2 is set in the same locations partially isn't it, I don't want to get too bored of the sameness in Chapter 2 by playing a DLC set on those locations as well.
Also, finished the main first game, it was very nice, kind of weird how there was no big battle in the end though, just kind of walked through the battlefield in the last mission and nobody shot at me.

>>432490275
Good job Y. Really happy to see you going hard on map making recently. You’re becoming a good event maker. Always remember the that everyone starts somewhere on understanding unity so please just continue persevering and you’ll improve the more you do it. The scuff just adds soul!
Looking forward to it

>>432491184
Aftershocks are kinda in between chapters, but it's a small hint. It's mostly looting minicampaign.

>>432474913
Retard take, you have a lot more shit to do ajd creative freedom in vrc. You are a cum brained retard who can't see that obviously

>>432469609
Honestly anon, /g/ would be the best place for this question

>>432476882
Have you ever tried DMT?

>>432495234
No

>rumors are apple headset is going to release without any controllers
it's not bad enough that the quest has completely kneecapped potential scope/fidelity in VR games, we're going to have most VR software designed without controllers in mind at all now
I can't see it not flopping, google glass all over again

>>432499010
less than 17 hours left, just sit on your ass and wait

>>432499010
Reminder that Rift released without controllers too.

>>432499274
Razer Hydra bros...
We use to rule vr...

>>432476882
The VR body serves as the vessel of the subconscious because virtual reality/metaverse is an imitation of the real heaven created by the devil.
So your subconscious(soul) feels more at home in vr and that's why it exerts more control.
The spiritual is deeply connected to the internet/the virtual world.
That's why Terry Davis, the modern day prophet, developed temple os to talk to God.

Do you think any of the Rift's launch titles still hold up?

>>432499830
Lucky's Tale, Elite Dangerous, Chronos, and Keep Talking do.

>>432460446 (OP)
Hey Anons, I've started to figure out that my PC runs VR like shit and I can't tell what part of my PC is the bottle neck.
Currently running a
>Ryzen 3700x
>16GB of Ram
>RTX 3070
>2.5GB/s NVME
Headset
>Quest 2
>Running through USB B to USB C cable
>Runs at 3.5Gb/s
It mainly happens during H3VR which before Anton copes and sneeds about it, I have a library of around 130GB of mods mostly the Tarkov/Modul stuff, just with the frame times tanking and my headset hitting 45fps I can't tell if it's Ram related, CPU related, VRAM related or just my GPU not cutting the resolution of the Quest 2.
Any suggestions Anons?

>>432500440
Mods are usually heavy on the RAM if you're loading them all in at once and you don't seem to have that much RAM. Frametimes could be dropping because the game needs to retrieve data from your page file instead. I'd get 32GB.

>>432499010
it's going to be unusable for anything other than web browsing without overheating anyways

>>432500440
>Any suggestions Anons?
You should che...
>frogposter
nevermind, suffer.

na anime tonight at 10 pm est in cvr
Wednesdays in vrchat and Sundays in Chillout

today episodes are mahou shoujo magical destroyers, kawaisugi crisis, GuP ova, and aria the natural

>>432500687
Yeah that seems to be the newest thing for PC games isn't it to upgrade to 32gb of general ram.
Absolute STATE of modern gaming.
>>432500804
It's my default image as I've not organised my meme folder in 6 years or so.

Any idea when SEA world exploration will return?

>>432500440
>h3vr
holy based
>tfw no anon to run h3mp tnh raids with tarkov mods

>>432502054
Funnily enough that's why I'm posting, tried out the new Tarkov ported map which was fun to play if not for my frametimes being absolutely horrid and my framerate tanked so hard that the cyclical rate of my AK-105 was slowing down.
https://h3vr.thunderstore.io/package/calafex/Factory_Take_and_Hold/
Was also tempted to see if anyone was up for H3VR but after seeing multiple unironic actual troon nonces and groomers on multiple discord servers I decided to not go on servers anymore.

>>432500440
If you have xsoverlay or fpsvr you can see an overlay with separate frametimes for CPU and GPU, plus RAM and VRAM usage. It's nice for finding bottlenecks.
You could also just open up task manager for now while you're playing to make sure your RAM is actually the bottleneck.

>>432503031
Oooooh, to be honest I think that's probably what I should have asked for to begin with, thanks Anon I'll check now.

>>432502865
Try these

https://h3vr.thunderstore.io/package/Marcel/TNH_Supermarket_Night/
https://h3vr.thunderstore.io/package/Marcel/5801_The_Forest/
https://h3vr.thunderstore.io/package/Marcel/TNH_Modern_Mansion/
https://h3vr.thunderstore.io/package/edisleado/Dust_2_City/
https://h3vr.thunderstore.io/package/Marcel/TNH_Wurst_City_Night/
https://h3vr.thunderstore.io/package/Nikpo/Rostok_TnH/

supermarket night and modern mansion are my favorites by far, they are not exactly tarkov-like (although supermarket night feels like interchange) but they do set the mood (modern mansion is amazing for pistol john-wick style tnh). The forest is probably the most tarkov like but it's so dark that it feels a little weird to play

Dust 2 city is also really nice, the layout is amazing

>>432503619
I'll definitely have a look as I've mainly tried... Modern Mansion which was fun but insanely hectic on PMC Pete. For me I've recently enjoyed Hotel Hotlink a lot, Costa con Carne is good but has one too many opaque shootable bushes for the sossigs to shoot through but otherwise a lot of fun. Played a bit of Island Compound too which is good.
Supermarket has been on my list ever since Andrew_FTW released NOD mods.
I play a lot of Shooty House, the only issue is there's 1-2 rooms in it that tank my FPS for no reason and I can't tell if that's a scripting error or not.
Funnily enough Modmass 2022 with the clay range with the voice "pull" commands really help me when I can't afford to go clay shooting.
My absolute Favourite recently has been Facility2E by Devy which I adore and runs incredibly well for the 47 or so sossigs that I have on it.
>>432504167
Will absolutely send you a email, first I'll grab some tea though and thanks for picking up that I meant H3MP not just H3VR.
My email will be /k/ related.

>>432460446 (OP)
Sunday night NA Mahjong. Also the anniversary of killdozer! No Mahjong next week, from me anyway.

https://vrch.at/3qjtgukq

Threadly Dirt Rally 2.0 reminder post. We're currently running NR4/R4 in New England. Just a little over a week left, event ends next Monday. Only 6 stages this time, so it shouldn't be as rough. Club link is in the OP if you need it.

>>432472346
> hope it worked anon
5 hours later, the site still didn't update, so we can assume it didn't work.
Don't bother, I rewrote the verificator so it doesn't need the namefiles anymore.
All files are OK. Pic related.

>>432494735
I kinda half-hoped someone here already has a seedbox which they can share/seed the files from.
It's fine, I think I've found a decent hosting site. Will do it tomorrow.

The question is, what should be the name of the group? [VRG] is kinda on the nose.
Something more discreet maybe. Anyone has any ideas?

WTF I thought the apple event was just for VR but it's for all their devices

SEA gorilla tag this friday at 8PM JST (11:00 AM UTC)

i'm happy to adjust the time to allow more people to join (NA/EU) and i'm always ready to show new players how to play

if you're interested in joining but can't attend due to time zone issues please reply to the post with your desired time

>>432505116
2/4 please come(please)

>>432507171
>Anyone has any ideas?
For starters, this thread shouldn't come up at all when you search the name.
It's not super clear what you're trying to do, but if you're trying to do releases on torrent sites as some kind of group, you shouldn't be discussing this in the open at all.

>>432504167
>>432503619
Oh just saw you deleted your Email, if you want to hit me up, my old throwaway is
[email protected]
This is not my name, I made it for an old friend of mine as a joke so I could apply for jobs in his name.

>>432509031
Delete this after 10 minutes please.

>>432508856
>but if you're trying to do releases on torrent sites
I don't really care about torrent sites honestly.
Thinking about just dropping the magnet links in a pastebin or something and just share it in the thread.

>you shouldn't be discussing this in the open at all.
Why not? It's not illegal in my country. And who cares about 3.5 anons sharing games, come on.

>>432509329
It'll live forever in the archives. Again It's literally never been used outside of posting it here, was considering another Email but then I'd have a easily searchable email in the archive I've linked on other boards.

>>432509329

>>432509329
i'll know your burner email forever, anon. i have it saved in a text document. one day when you've long forgotten about this thread, i will send you an email. please look forward to it

>>432500845
starting
join on pgpweasel or hiina

>>432509502
I mean, in that case, why do you even need a group name? Just use the game name and version.

>>432505116
>>432508178
still 2/4, just chillin

>>432510225
That's an option, but isn't it kinda boring?
And, in an unlikely scenario if it ever spreads, people would refer to us with some kind of name anyway, so wouldn't it be better to have at least something? You know, something like an inside joke.

>>432509648
kekd

Seriously imagine going from the term "Status Zero" to "NEET". Someone should make a Contractors group or other Milsim with that kind of name.

>>432511018
>>432508178
I'd join but it's 10 PM and I got werk in the mornin
sorry

I’m toying the idea around about doing a tabor event similar to some shit I used to do in my osrs guild. It’s called a bingo, and basically would involve me setting up a bingo card with various challenges (kill 5 players using a shotgun, extract with 10 skulls, find two yellow keycards, etc) and teams of 3 could enter and compete to see who could clear a bingo row first. For a prize I was thinking an ak alpha 3d model if I can rip it from the game. Any thoughts, does it sound fun? Proof would need to be video or ss for kills with weapons, and pics of item found in raid for items.

>>432464356
if you had downshifted at around 5-8 seconds to gear 3 you could have possibly maintained almost the same speed while staying in complete control

as long as nothing catches you off guard you can drive these cars like a complete fucking maniac and not lose control. having a hand brake and clutch pedal is very important though. ive just been having to use a paddle shifter as a button for handbrake but its still much better than none at all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8flMRtphNLQ

>>432460446 (OP)
OP, I am once again asking to be added to your list. The thread is a little slower, so oopsie I'll ask again near bump limit.
Ladies(male) and gentlewomen.
We're also back again! Idols, Wishing and Stars? What's missing?
The dancing of course. /ourDJ/ is once again dropping some beats for you to idol step to.
With every rendition, not only does the DJ improve but also the club. I'm very proud of the visuals now.

Once again, there will be a passcode to this club. The passcode this time is 6182
Naturally, you will have to add Spheri to your merry band of friends not to get hit.

The theme around this time is the friends we've made along the way, dress in your Yukata,
idol outfit or just the usual dance outfit, we're all uniting together in this month.
I'm not planning on making it a groups+ instance for now, it'll be Friends+ once again.

This'll be happening the upcoming Friday night, 1 AM EST.
(Yes, this is technically Saturday, but it does not collide with the other VRC event that the dog does.)
Hope to see you there anons!
I'll post daily reminders orso as we get closer to the date.

>>432470250
i checked out of reality a long time before VR so idk

tabor fun

Poker in 30 minutes!

>>432501026
What mean? It was on last night ?

where poka

mahjong is kill, see you all in hell one day hopefully

>>432501026
I’m still on vacation for a week or two more. SEA explore advertised on the thread will return then.
The regulars whom I call friends still do explore though at the same time as usual every sunday. If you are friends with any of them you can still join up!

Pokerstars
TitaniumRyder's game
pass: 1984

>>432520653
mom

>>432520653
Thanks for hosting, one more drink for the killdozer.

>>432511162
How about VRChest?

pov: you didn't show up for gorilla tag

>>432521483
this but with mahjong

>>432517534
That’s a very nice and professional poster neato

>>432470250
This only happened to me after copious psychedelic abuse, but it's mostly cleared up now.

>>432520716
update someone got voice banned already

>>432521525
mahjong in vrchat blows ass and im honestly surprised as many people show up as they do
its hard to play, hard to see the table, and my god do you guys play slow as fuck!!! i wish i had face tracking so you guys could have noticed when i was staring holes in you taking 2 minutes to discard a fucking tile between glomping eachother

all that aside mahjong is hosted like 4-5 times a week i think people just need a break, not sure how many games i would want to play with the amount of what feels like intentional bad play (someone is in riichi, other players kan mutliple times despite being nowhere near tenpai, player in riichii scores 12han from dora and uradora alone and ends the game)

thanks for hosting regardless mahjong anon

>>432521483
gorilla tag anons... not like this...

>>432521483
>you showed up for gorilla tag

>>432523506
Mahjong is also a fucking cancer game to learn and play, and despite the number of weebs who picked it up because muh vietnamese cinema, it's substantially lower then the number of Westerners who know how to play most card games. Yes, I know that finding a world that has an automated poker/blackjack/whatever table is hard, but you'll get substantially more turnout.

>>432524268
Hey our inhouse one is filled with manchildren instead of kids tyvm

>>432522735
Anon, that’s less than 30mins. You can’t go 30mins without saying nigga?

>>432524268
When?

>>432524335
there's plenty of people who play mahjong, but 5 times a week is a big ask, especially sunday night man people got work

>work manual labor for a living
>legs are killing me after working through the weekend
Is Tabor viable in seated mode bros? Its gonna be raining tomorrow so we have the day off guaranteed. I wanna drink some beers and do some raids but standing/crouching IRL for the next 2-3 hours would be a bitch

>>432525279
I'm sure you can fill tables most nights, but my point is that playing a niche game reduces the potential people who might show up to a much smaller pool which means if even a few of the regulars don't show, it's a much bigger problem then if there was a big number of people who rotate through because the barrier of entry is lower.

>>432525665
please lose weight

>>432525665
One of the best tabor players in vrg plays exclusively in seated mode

>>432524438
it was a movie quote

>>432520716
is it already over?

>>432526174
no one spot

>>432525946
Im a skelefag that's spent the last week laying topsoil for 12 hours straight a day. Im in relatively decent shape but today ive gotten to the point where im feeling my legs get sore. Despite how into it Tabor I am right now any VR game where you're expected to consistently stand/crouch doesnt sound too pleasant

>>432526010
Good to know. Ive never played any VR title seated before so I imagine it'll be awkward at first no matter how much potential there is

>>432526031
Pulp fiction?

11 hours 30 minutes till apple headset reveal !!!

>>432526010
dam rigt I do hell yeah brother
>>432526293
Its super easy anon all u do is learn to crouch with button instead. Ignore all instincts to playspace at all. Just breaks it

>>432526296
army of darkness. They hit someone after someone else said it

people that play vr games while seated should unironcally kill themselves
what a fucking embarassment

>>432526565
no one cares its gonna be shit

>>432527060
dumb take
some games work seated and its great if you dont have a lot of room. the whole point of headsets is theyre mobile

>>432527060
mad as fuck lmao

>>432527114
no one asked the opinion of a retard
be quiet

>>432527212
why are you stating your opinion then

>lived in small town growing up
>a year or so after graduating I began renting my aunty's old house that she was having difficulties selling
>stayed there from 2016-2020
>$1000 Leafbux a month for a 4 story house with 5 bedrooms
>basement level of the house was a single large room with a storage area to the side
>turned it into my PC room to accommodate recording music with my band and playing VR games
>house finally sells in 2020
>move to the city and begin renting an apartment
>$1200 Leafbux a month for a small apartment with 2 bedrooms
>the spare bedroom once filled with my PC and music stuff barely has enough space for roomscale VR
Bros, even though at the time I was a dumb kid in my late teens/early 20s I fully realized I wouldnt have it this good for a while, but fucking hell do I miss living in a big ol' house and having an entire room that's about the size of my current apartment dedicated to VR shit and all my instruments

>>432527315
still talking, cretin?
shut the fuck up

>>432527420
if you can stand in one spot and have a bit more than arms lenght clear 180 degrees in front of you its fine

i had a tiny ass space in my last apartment but i cleared shit until i got my minimal vr space

>>432527420
You now have inspiration to get a bigger place.

>>432527060
bet I murder u while seated with my feet put up on a foot rest bitch boy

>>432527651
Ive been here for the last 3 years now and have gotten used to playing in a minimal space. I just cant help but miss the days when I could run 3-5 steps at an enemy NCP in Blade & Sorcery or being able to walk around small rooms in Pavlov without even hitting the joystick. The house wasnt even too fancy, just a standard upper-middle class acreage but the entire basement being one single open room really let VR titles shine

>>432527712
That's the way I look at it anon. I moved to the city for a decently paying job but my gf and I have been LARPing as poorfags for the last 3 years so we can eventually get back to living on an acreage outside of either our current city or a nearby town

>>432528067
i only recently got that im used to playing in a room where im with my back to a closet and one large step in front of my is my pc desk

being able to take a couple of 'real' steps in vr is amazing.

i really hope vr treadmills take off so i could actually do arbitrary direction/distance vr movement with my legs

i wanna be sure these things work great with all vr games im gonna try before im gonna drop that kind of money

>>432528592
My ma is a teacher and once let my little brother bring his PC, wireless headset, and a few of his friends into the high school gym one night during a weekend. I had moved at the time but he told me it was a blast. Breddy jelly

>>432520716
>Account under review
Guys I think it's fucking over

>>432529294
Nicky...

>>432529352
IT'S BULLSHIT I DID NOT SAY NIGGER I DID NOT

I HATE POKER
I HATE POKER
I HATE POKER
I HATE POKER

I LOVE TABOR
I LOVE TABOR
I LOVE TABOR
I LOVE TABOR

Silo or Island of Tabor for first few runs? Just installing the game for the first time

I LOVE MAHJONG
I LOVE MAHJONG
I LOVE MAHJONG
I LOVE MAHJONG

>>432530458
Either. Silo is hard and fast; go in light, always bring a backpack. Find a weapon and get lost. Island is wider and longer range engagements, bring an SKS, a backpack and a basic rig and loot stuff.

I LOVE CUMMING
I LOVE CUMMING
I LOVE CUMMING
I LOVE CUMMING

>>432529294
why can't you people just behave?!
How do you even keep your jobs with so little self control?

>>432530839
im (sadly) not drunk at work

>>432530839
Why does a poker game with passwords for private lobbies getting monitored for speech 24/7?

>>432530896
Why are you drunk on a Sunday?

>>432531093
Not that anon but I havent had a day off since May 28th and have tomorrow off so im drinking and playan VR games

>>432531093
cuz i can?

>>432530839
They pay me to not say nigger at work.

Anyone even bother checking out H3VR in the last year? I remember checking the mod loader daily for new T&H maps or gun mods back in 2020/2021 now its been years since ive booted it up

>>432531781
theres a multiplayer mod thats pretty fun, T&H breaks 70% of the time but the shooting range is pretty fun to mess around with

>>432532052
>T&H breaks 70% of the time
Shame. Multiplayer T&H was the potential mod that kept me coming back to the mod loader outside of new maps in general

>>432532179
https://github.com/TommySoucy/H3MP/releases
at least its getting regular updates, so it might be better in a few months

>>432499274
Lies and slander, they released with an Xbox controller.

>>432528067
>I moved to the city
Don’t you just love the hustle and bustle of a busy city. Such diverse communities.

>>432535709
Anon pls. I know it's shit but I make good money here and am saving to move back innawoods

>>432521483
I'm sorri... I was playing other gaem pls forgi

>>432507171
It just updated on the site. Either it's a fixed time everyday or 10-12hrs of delay from server side processing.

I know having excess blendshapes is bad for performance. Is there an automated way to rip out all the ones that don't get used in Unity, or does it have to be done manually?

>>432537547
https://github.com/euan142/LazyOptimiser

>>432537547
Excess unused blendshapes only eat up file size. It's the use of them that matters. IE; don't have 'always on' shapekeys; set them to the basis in blender.

>>432526010
Who the fuck plays it in seated mode?

>>432537586
Perfect, thank you.

>>432537689
Also good to know, and I don't have any.

>>432537689
They also increase VRAM usage by the mesh and have a performance impact, even if unused whilst on a high poly mesh.

>>432538090
Oh that's true; there is a VRAM penalty because shapekey data is stored in the VRAM along with the rest of the mesh data. It's not usually much though; textures should always be the focus, shaving shapekeys saves you like 1-5MB. Maybe more for high polygon models. While textures... oof.

>>432537547
https://github.com/d4rkc0d3r/d4rkAvatarOptimizer

>>432537689
Unused shapekeys also have a performance hit

>>432533042
God! I bought it back then before touch launched. I thought I would only be playing sims and VorpX shit.

>>432538008
Me

still waiting

>Tch... No one talks to m'lady without going through me

8 hours until we'll know all about the crapple headset
are you excited?

Are you excited niggers? You should be.
Today we are about to witness absolute PERFECTION.
An HMD handcrafted by gods themselves. An absolute peak of XR technology. I hope you have 3000 saved up because you can't put a price on perfection.
I swear to god if i don't see everyone here perorder one the second the preorders open i'm going to fucking lose it.

>>432546312
Excited for dead PCVR to die again

>>432546484
Forget PCVR, say hello to MacVR

>>432546312
Fuck me I hope it doesn’t flop

>>432546610
But I can install Mac on my PC...

>>432546836
Who knows what's worse for VR. Apple not being present in the space could be a good thing in the long run

Should I get Pico 4 or Quest 2

>>432548207
beyond, retard

>>432548207
Pico 4 is better than Quest 2 but Quest 2 has Meta exclusives, you decide. Also Quest 3 is supposed to be slightly better than Pico 4 and have Meta exclusives but it's a bit more expensive, again you decide. I'd pick either Pico 4 or Quest 3, not 2.

>>432548316
I'm not paying more than $500 for a plastic toy

>>432548445
Thanks anon, I don't care about exclusives since I'd use it for Steam and Koikatsu pretty much exclusively, Pico 4 seems like it would make for a decent starter VR set

>>432548552
Quest 3 would be best since its the new starter kit imo

>>432549034
In theory. Nobody actually laid their hands on the thing, could be as uncomfy as Pro in real life

>>432548207
Pico 4, Pro version if you can and want face tracking

>>432517335
Is this being played on a wheel or just stock VR controllers?

>>432549360
Is that useful for anything besides VRChat? Because I'm not gonna touch that

>>432549526
Facetracking? no

>>432549526
Yes, for when you decide to become a v-tuber.

>>432544971
>>432529972
>>432530021
>>432530585
>>432530646

It is
>5 HOURS
until Apple's keynote where they might announce their new VR headset!

>>432550171
>Reddit replying

>>432550943
$3000 headset! YEEESSS

I'm taking my meds but I'm still sick and putting the headset on for more than 5 minutes hurts my headsie...
I just want to play with /vrg/ again waaaaaaaah *sniffles*

>>432552009
a 30 year old balding man typed this

>>432552169
N-no bulli...

>>432549526
OpenXR toolkit has foveated rendering hack for OpenXR games. I'm not sure if they have eye tracking integration yet.

Otherwise Pico 4 still is lighter, has great audio and most importantly quite clear pancake lens, instead of the classical ones of Quest 2.

No Quest 2 exclusives though...

>>432549314
exactly quest 3 still has no counter balance on back of head so either the headset is light enough to be comfortable or that's going to pressing on your face

Now what if IF if someone makes a device with inside out tracking on that bit on the back as well as the front of the headset? Could that in theory get as good as tracking with stations?

>>432550943
>might
Wait it's not even guaranteed yet? I thought this one was in the bag

>>432552009
Just power through it. Puke if you must
>nooo you'll associate VR with bad feelings
That's just some liberal nonsense

>>432553263
It will be announced at the event but I don't know if it will be announced at the 'keynote' today. The event is days long so idk if maybe they might not announce it at the keynote today, or if maybe it's announced but then there's another stream tomorrow which actually talks about it. I am not familiar with this event.

>>432552647
>No Quest 2 exclusives
With more and more exclusives piling up surely someone will build Revive style thingy for Quest. Asgard's Wrath 2 is a direct spit in the face of PCVR community, are they just going to take it

AC bros I would like to shill the Aegis SRP servers to you. Not because I'm affiliated or anything, but because it's lonely on there. I'm so lonely. If we ever want to play together we could go there because nobody plays there. And the servers are better than the main SRP ones. Better than Pushin P. Better than AEO Boyz. Balkan racing. All of them.

>>432553538
Revive is completely different. You'd need to emulate the android environment

>>432549406
my webm? a wheel. these kinds of games arent worth playing without force feedback, driving well takes way more effort without it and its unnatural

>>432557637
There's a bunch of android emulators on PC and a lot of them are open source. Just fiddle around with those and figure this out boffins

Give me your Apple predictions.
How disappointed are you expecting to be?

>>432557497
Is AC literally unplayable on controllers or is that just something elitist simracers say?

>>432558098
We've had some players do just fine with a controller, just it's harder.

>>432558050
I just hope the audience doesn't laugh at how stupid it looks. That's the real test

>>432558050
overpriced relative to performance like all their other hardware
locked down OS with its own store and its own games
>How disappointed are you expecting to be?
refer to the image

>>432558235
But if it's going to have macOS games, those are basically PCVR games. That's the best case hopium, for a huge selection of majestic macOS games to be announced and for us to just play them via PCVR

I think it is optimistic to hope for games. There's going to be tech demos.

>>432558472
>a huge selection of majestic macOS games to be announced and for us to just play them via PCVR
lol if you actually think there is any chance at all of this occuring

>>432558539
They usually show a couple of pretty looking mobile games at those iphone presentations don't they? Safe to expect some games, just maybe not new ones

>>432558680
It's rumored to not even come with controllers. What games are you playing without controls?

>>432558098
It's not unplayable per se. But it lacks a good controller input adaptive scaling. There is some scaling which you can enable, but it doesn't work as good.

The issue is, that at high speed you only need miniscule input to control the car and not spin out, with wheel it's easy. But with a thumbstick stick, you need to move it in extremely small amounts to do proper inputs.

Dirt Rally is has better controller support and you also move your wheel way more aggressively during rallying, so it's fine.

>>432558472
you are going to get headset exclusive, hand-tracking AR angry birds, and a facetime AR app
apple will not have real video games to show

>>432558098
>elitist simracers
what would motivate someone to want to spend at least hundreds of dollars on a VR headset but be so averse to getting a hardware peripheral that emulates an extremely fun real life hobby so much more realistically than practically anything you can do with motion controllers in VR

calling us elitist simracers is like calling yourself an elitist gamer for having a VR headset or a gaming computer

inb4 they require you to buy an iphone as a controller. just another extra $1k or so in addition to that nearly $3k pricetag.

>>432558761
>What games are you playing without controls?
This is the year when Peter Molyneux's female pedophile simulator is finally released

>>432558768
>you need to move it in extremely small amounts
Years of playing console racing games have trained me for this

>>432549406
Dirt Rally 2 can be played with a controller because they give insane assists with people with a controller, like instant wheel turning for example

>>432558925
>In the game, players would interact with a 10-year-old child (Milo or Millie, selected at the start) and a dog named Kate
damn they really did try to make a white woman pedo simulator huh?

>>432558880
Dude I play like 10 hours of racing games a year. You think I'm going to buy a wheel? Think of a genre you don't play that much, would you buy a big chunky accessory for it?

>>432558050
$3000 minimum with the specs of a dk1, and locked down harder than zuck's shit
Anyone legitimately excited for an APPLE PRODUCT is either delusional or a complete fucking moron

>>432559187
Well if you get a wheel you'll end up playing more racing games since it's way more fun. It's easily fun enough where you can just set up your wheel and dump an entire day into it

>>432559163
not really, the entire thing was just a scam "what if" to try and showcase the Kinect's abilities. I don't think they ever actually planned to make it.

>>432558098
Never tried and I know you can do it, but I feel like it's not worth it and it might be too difficult and anti fun trying to not constantly oversteer into walls with a gamepad. You need precise throttle and brake control just like in real life.

>>432559284
I used to own a PS3 wheel, I used it for like 15 hours in total in Gran Turismo. I just want to go fast, I wish VR had more arcade racing games, I don't even mind playing with a third person camera, just let me go fast that's all I want

>>432559569
Damn...

>>432559325
VR will never have a presentation as soulful as this

>>432559345
Throttle and breaks on analog triggers is precise enough, but steering input on stick isn't. Maybe with gyro controlls...

>>432560336
I find it odd that no one tried to adapt that steamvr wheel mod from one anon here into proper VR input mechanics. Hell in VTOL VR, you grip a goddamn stick. Why can't we have the same with racing? Feels like a missed opportunity to me.

>>432560504
Well steamvr wheel just emulates a generic USB controller, could be used with any game. But recently games try to be way too smart and it's hard to just configure that this generic USB device should be treated as a wheel. Works for Assetto Corsa though.

Richard Burns Rally VR mod actually has virtual wheel out of the box.

>>432558050
Gonna be the best thing since CV1 and will cost $300

>>432558050
1500 USD

optional: usb wireless adapter that supports wireless PCVR

G2bros how you holding up...

>>432560992
>Apple
>SteamVR support
LOL
LMAO even

they won't even have sideloading and won't allow Virtual Desktop on their store.

And most likely it will be hand tracking only, without controllers because it's "sleek cool and futuristic".

You will be able to use IPAD apps on virtual IPAD, it will have some yet another normalfag VRChat clone with some user generated content capability, and some simplistic nonviolent handtracking only games.

Remember "Coding New Worlds" slogan?

>>432561567
This

>>432559115
theres no fun in any of that. especially in VR. jesus christ what a disorienting and boring experience that would be

>>432559187
>Dude I play like 10 hours of racing games a year.
so did i pretty much before i got a wheel
racing games on a controller are fucking boring as shit. i had a job where i was dri

>>432559569
then you should be looking for games like ballistic.ng or redout

>>432558050
excellent screens/optics
wireless
extremely uncomfortable
little focus on games
decent passthrough/MR
pcvr capable (but not out the box on windows)
a lot of "AI"
expensive

>>432561974
> i had a job where i was dri
driving 40 hours a week which i hated and i ended up getting a race wheel and falling in love with driving lol

Reminder that dirt rally 2 is crazy fun with a wheel.
Just keep in mind that the club runs are pain

>>432562173
>Just keep in mind that the club runs are pain
as opposed to what?
the fuck? you mean the events we hold here which are ju

>>432562265
Anon please stop talking about candlejack it's not go

>>432561567
where are the vr games and apps going to come from then? do they have a partnership with unity?
are they going rinse and repeat the same strategy as the iphone were they allow shitty apps like soundboards for the first year?

>>432564072
I think they're going to bank 100% on brand prestige, launch with next to nothing, and fumble just like meta did

>>432564072
Apple doesn't give a shit about VR, they don't want VR, their goal is to make AR glasses but they don't have the tech ready yet so they're releasing MR headset that will serve as devkit to populate their MR/AR ecosystem in meantime.

No Man's Sky got Mac support on Steam recently, if it weren't for the rumor that the headset has no controllers then I might believe there was a sliver of chance it would work on PC

>>432562173
Yeah but it's a rally game full of dirt, you either like that or you don't. The only track I like in it is that snowy mountain road, it's like an entirely different very comfy game

>>432565404
SteamVR dropped support for Mac two years ago and has no ARM or Metal support, even when it was supported it was far behind Linux version. Don't hold your breath.

>>432565404
that game is fucking terrible for VR. the fucking hud doesnt move without turning your character with a joystick. what the fuck is that shit. inexcusable

Less than 2 hours till apple headset reveal !!!

>>432565756
Argh should I sleep or wait for this. Decisions decisions

>>432565750
>search no mans sky vr in youtube
>every video calls it immersive and a masterpiece
VR hypemen are getting really annoying now, I can't tell what's garbage without really looking into it

>>432565756
It's 7pm my time, gonna be interesting what they will show.

>>432566048
Unless you're going to watch it in VR, Sleep. The presentation is going to be boring as fuck. You can get the bullet points when you wake up.

>>432566341
ok thanks for the voice of reason anon

>>432566065
>VR hypemen are getting really annoying now
https://youtu.be/MTY-NDSbjBQ?t=136
It would never fucking end because those faggots keep getting views.

>>432566065
everyone on youtube whose at the top of search results is going to be a faggot hypeman who sucks the dick of large corporations

>>432566436
>look at other review for shit game
>comments is filled with kids vehemently defending it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISCLogUjM3s
the oculus quest and it's consequences have been a disaster for the VR space

>>432567928
The whole channel is pretty good. I've watched almost all video couple of days ago.

>>432568285
looks like he has some good non-shill reviews
couldn't get into rumble even though the idea was cool

>>432565756
its irrelevant to real vr

>>432569083
Propagation Hotel?

>>432569083
Upload the game or shut the fuck up.

>>432569235
its on steam bro

is there gonna b an instance we can watch the apple thing in

>>432569483
if no one else is planning it I can drop a link to an instance 5-10 mins before it starts

>>432569746
o thx anon ill b there

Last hour before the official reveal but: Vrchat has been bought out by Apple as a competitor to Fortnite and Roblox as the metaverse standard.

its disappointing there isnt more artistic VR projects
i want an all encompassing 3d michelangelo work, where i am surrounded by clouds and angels and its all animated, with clouds whisping in the wind

>>432570760
Don't you fucking make up lies that will give me a heart attack anon

Wow this game is a lot more fun than Boneworks

>>432571093
>there isnt more artistic VR projects
There are a fuck ton of that in VRchat
buried among heaps of trash maps.
We get a bunch of nice kino maps during exploration
pic related a good friend of mine recreating the art pieces in side a vrchat map using the same vrchat map

>tim cook announces that apple is disbanded
>all company funds are donated to the development of HL3 (VR only)

>>432569316
>>432569083
Just beat this yesterday, would like the game to be longer but still plenty spooky. I just wish You didn't get so much shotgun ammo on normal difficulty, once I got it the zombies were all toasted

53 minutes.

>>432570760
God I wish. Imagine the culling of the furries, autogynes, and pedos. Shame I won't be able to hunt them down myself

>>432571093
We need some more artistic rail shooters, Area X in Rez Infinite was really cool, and I also liked Realm of Dream which is an equally short rail shooter, Pico exclusive apparently

>>432571350
the only really good looking worlds in VR chat ive seen are little bedrooms and tranny cuddle dens. why is this?

What are the odds that Apple will implement a Breast mode in their headset? I think it could be the kind of feature that revolutionises the industry and could lead to a VR boom - a breast expansion, if you will

>>432571754
not a chance
tough titty

>>432571930
I was thinking, maybe if it were instead a Boobs mode (more similar to a Boost mode). I really believe it could sell the device by itself.

>>432571754
>>432572812
Very unlikely. I heard leaks that they had a prototype in development but they showed it to Tim Cook the CEO of Apple who is openly gay and hated it so they scrapped it.

The proposed "Man ass" replacement was determined to be not market-miable

>>432573290
I think that would be extremely short sighted and a great shame. Everyone, even the so-called 'homosexuals', loves boobs. Maybe if the thing flops hard enough they'll introboob it, like Meta did with the depth sensor not being on Pro but being on 3.

30 minutes till apple headset reveal !!!
Tun-tun tun-tun~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYkq9Rgoj8E

>>432571738
because you never leave your tranny cuddle dens

>>432538204
>>432538090
>>432537689
>>432538087
>>432538284
a rule of thumb is to just bootup your blend file, duplicate the mesh remove shapekeys unused (dont even really need to do this when you split meshes desu, only if you wanna squeeze EVERY bit of optimization out, i usually just keep them there) and then split off the mesh that is shapekeyd to its own mesh

set anchor ovverride for light to hips or head or whatever in unity after on the mesh

i almost had to go to the ER today the vomitting stopped i think

>>432538206
id like to recommend this tool but sadly i might recommend against it

ive tried using it twice now and just ended up doing the shit another way i dont even remember what was "wrong" with the optimizer surely for a bigger brainlet its more useful?
>>432552912
just duct tape actual garbage metal to the back of the HMD or alternatively your external battery so it doesnt die in an hour and lasts 8+ hours is the counter weight

>>432476358
no, ancient dungeon

>>432549672
you dont need anyting but a png with a flapping mouth to be a vtuber and im tired or pretending otherwise

plenty of "vtubers" aka people who dont show their face ever also exist all over, you dont need shit to be a tuber just go full schizo and upload shit

>>432569483
sorry for cutting it so close had connection issues
https://vrch.at/eg23u0ut
apple conference

Less than 10 minutes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYkq9Rgoj8E

>>432575757
no problem anon ill be a little late too be on in 5 minutes

>>432566436
>>432567928
their identity is "i am a vr user" they fail to realise that isnt an identity, just like "i am a phone user" is not an identity. these vr devices are just like phones, they will be owned by everyone moreso than personal computers even, just like phones.

at some point your dollar store 20 dollar phone might be able to run shit better than a 4090 7800x3d combo can right now with infinite ram

so what will be sold are chasis for the phone which powers it

some absolute morons are trying to sell that shit right now but are 10 years too early

it would be really ironic to see apple actually being the pivot point for VR adaptation, so its likely to happen that way

my theory with the deckard is they cant release it with the way they want it below their target price

so they might be waiting for certain tech sectors to have cheaper prices

IF theyre still wanting it (pc vr is kinda dead ATM and might be for a while, vr infact in the future might just all be standalones, convenice. vr pc hobbyism will stick around but who knows how long for?)

I would kindly ask you to stop niggerspacing and faggotlining in a vr thread.

>>432575586
>just duct tape actual garbage metal
Uh, no.

It is starting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYkq9Rgoj8E

Omaera, good morning!
Changed everything!

>>432577021
woha, tim apple is kinda daddy...

nice fucking notch

>>432577673
that's not VR

>>432577673
>notch on the macbook
that's embarassing

>>432577728
i dont care. if i have to sit through this entire thing until they get to the VR part im going to make fun of their other garbage.

Foreskin canceling speakers!

qualcomm in shamble right now
pissing and shitting themselves knowing they won't be able to compete with m2 vr chip

>dumb ass music
>it is the b e s t 15" laptop
tell me when VR kicks in, i'm not watching this cheap dumb fuck talk

not interested in goyslop for shore-dwelling code dweebs, show me the fucking VR goggles

>WWDC
>First, let's start by talking about our ludicrously overpriced noncompetitive desktop and laptop computers for trusties. Literally a requirement to a be a a successful camwhore, our slabs of aluminum are the most efficient method Apple has for separating you from your dad's money.
iPhone's are a delightful value compared to their fucking desktops and laptops.
>Now with screen notch because fuck you.
>That's right, you can still pay $160/GB for DDR4 RAM.

Their computers are literally their worst product.

Jenni's got a hard time walking straight with those hams stuffed into those tight jeans.

M2 EXTREME TO THE MAX ULTRA!?
MASAKA!

i saw a amugus..

buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword its the most powerful thing EVER

m2 ultra is more powerful than a 7950x3d

>76 CORES!!!

apple's chips are dope but i don't give a shit if it doesn't run half life 2

mk ultra

Why do 4chan balding incels hate apple so much? It's not the ipod generation anymore. They literally have the best silicon and software now.


No one is impressed with your chink shit android phone, laggy ass windows PC, or Linux installation that is still useless in 2023.

>apple keeps comparing to their basically 8year old intel offerings from the past
lol
lmao

>432578615
>I'm such a cute troll
Kill yourself

>see fellow stealth gooner saving the clip
>right before they save the clip and are in overlay do a double peace sign
>they see it later while busting
kek
who here truely /devilish/

>>432578615
because iphones irreversibly ruined the internet

>>432578615
applel cuck spotted

>432578615

>>432578701
This post smells.

They're really big in the US right? Like 20% market share or something ridiculous last time I heard.

Why is one of the cards they showed off a 9 year old AMD GPU?

>>432578765
literally the biggest stock in the world

>>432578432
7950x3d sucks its literally a bugged processor linus said not to get it over a 7800x3d
it launched earlier than the others btw
anyways you can sorta fix it or some shit but its tinker nightmare from what ive glances at 7950x3d not worth
>>432578524
MK ultra
Monarch King Ultra
Project Monarch
Monarch the butterfly that represents being a king
The namesake King, (HE) has it in his name.

The true monarch.

>>432578765
the average american citizen has been conditioned through birth through a variety of social factors and peer pressure to become the perfect unthinking consumer.

>>432578876

>>432578615
Lazy b8

>>432578615
im really happy they're doing so well with their m2 chips, i am, but the m2 chips could be 10 billion times faster than an i7 and it wouldnt matter cause there's no software i want

they need to build good x86 emulation for me to care, though i guess i'm not the target audience

ONE MORE THING
N
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M
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T
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get ready bros

its like a secret club house language very few people know and i didnt teach it to anyone, we all discovered a language that was just sitting there.

language is more than words

its soul

PC USERS THEY JUST SAID THERE'S NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO SWITCH

I guess Macs can run all of the software I use daily now!
>Literally none of it.

Hi, Monday Chess + Mahjong will be at 21:30CET/19:30UTC (~2h10 from now) as usual
As usual we will start with 1h of chess followed by mahjong at 22:30CET/20:30UTC (~3h10 from now)

>software
shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shut the fuck up craig I don't want to hear a fucking word out of your mouth!!!!

show me the VR headset!!!!!!!

Uhh, you don't get to bring friends

Stinky stinky
Bleeding asshole
Keeps shitposting

>>432579158
holy shit, this nigga has gondola-tier leg:torso proportions

So hes making it work more like a "lock in" feature

this may actually go back into my tool kit

>apple finally copied pixel screening
lol
lmao

iPhone's are gonna be more personal now.
>Some of our most special moments start with a phone call.
You can now personalize contact pictures, like wow it's 2014 Android up in here.
>It's also part of your contact card
Wow, a photo of a person attached to their contact info, stunning.

>Live Voicemail, like in the 1970s, except you can read it.

>Voice transcription is handled on-device
SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED SOMEONE PROTECT PRESIDENT LARRY

>>432579261
>trannyplayer
yikes

>>432579201
>Bleeding asshole
I know where you sleep. I put a demon core in your apartment.

>and here we have: random features for phone calls
shut the fuck up and show us the hardware

what is this gay shit dont they already have a phone

>Now when you search, you can then add more search terms to narrow down your search!
Apple products really are for children huh?
>Automatic Check In
Your parents will think you've arrived safely, hours after the kidnappers have dumped your corpse!

>>432579497
im not quite fond of the guy my ex used to cheat on me with for no reason but to be a fucking whore, but a screwdrivers a screwdriver fucker a tools a tool

>I wonder why this laptop and phone company is going to spend 99% of their presentation time on the core products of their business

>>432579684
shut up, explode explode explode explode explode

I'm out this is too gay to actually watch

>>432579682
no one cares crinkle boy, shut up

>>432579684
fuck the normalniggers where's my niche hardware REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>A whole drawer of stickers to use in messenger!
>You can't form coherent sentences anyway.
>Let's make a sticker out of this shitty video
>Now I can peel and stick my sticker into messenger and people get to see it!
>Tilt your phone to see the 3D effect.

STICKERS !

N-Namedrops? But that's illegal!!

APPLE INVENTED NFC SHARING

wtf dont namedrop

>Namedrop
>15 year old functionality
>Now people will like it!
>They didn't like it the last time we had the same feature, but now they will.

why are their presentations so dumb sounding
literally having someone do it in a normal voice would be better

namedrop me on the apple HMD

>>432580007
>pic

>>432580007
its soulless but at least there's some enthusiasm compared to meta where everyone sounds miserable

>>432580007
It's so ESL can understand them.
That's not a joke.

its gonna be a cardboard box where you're gonna put that apple phone thing

>>432580083
i have no idea what this pic means

>let's talk about some exciting new experiences
:o
>we're bringing to ios 17
:|

>FURRY FRIENDS

apple has just invented notepad

>Senior Manager of Sensing and Connectivity
>People love looking at photos on their phones and computers.
>People like music and shows in addition to photos.
>Coming to iPhone: a journaling app that makes suggestions via our new Suggestions API

can't make this shit up

You guys need to journal to improve your mood and cure your mental illness.

>>432580198
>i have no idea what this pic means
"My wife is so tired of me commenting on every POC I see in history dramas and advertising now just have a bell on my chair that ring as an outlet of my frustration instead of talking about it"

>one last thing on phones!
>ok here's another ios experience

>>432580091
you can present with a little enthusiasm without 'ad voice'

its like that thing on spotify/apple where even if you're not listening and its background noise you can tell it switched to an ad because you hear ad voice/ad intonation instead of normal voice.

>Phones give you what you need where and when you need it
>So we wanted something different
>You can use your iPhone as a fullscreen clock now.
Revolutionary

>turn your phone into... an alarm clock!
WAOW!!!!

haha, apple DEFINITELY CANNOT access your journal! take my word for it!

>>432580540
The Ad voice is for clarity to people with thick accents and people who aren't native English speakers.
It's for excessive, painful clarity to those among us who barely speak English at all.

>35 minutes of nothing
>now lets talk about ipad!

>>432577021
>offline maps
lol is that really a new feature for iTrannies?

i love how 'not spying on you' and 'basic encryption' is an amazing feature and not a super basic easy and cheap thing that should have been standard for decades

HE is fast!

>>432580862
hayai

>Our most versatile device
>A tablet
>Now that our desktops are giant iPhones, there's no incentive to not just run desktop apps on our tablets.

>Tablets can fly into your hand from off-screen with just a flick of the wrist.

>>432579764
crinkle crinkle

>>432580690
im ESL and even i find em offputting

>>432580913
>>Tablets can fly into your hand from off-screen with just a flick of the wrist.
they invented the alyx flick

Wallpapers? FOR IPAD? Holy shit they said it couldn't be done.

>YOU CAN... CHANGE YOUR LOCKSCREEN BACKGROUND!!!!

WAOW!!!

I'm really impressed how they managed to build their cult.

>>432581067
>>432581090
>i-is that... WALLPAPERS??? AIEEEEEEE TIM-SAMA I KNEEL PLEASE SPARE ME I PROMISE I WILL NEVER PURCHASE A NON-APPLE DEVICE AGAIN

>Example widget is educational tool for kindergarteners
They really do know their market.
>Photos on the lockscreen
>Choose from planets in the solar system!
>Change a font color
>There's even space for widgets like clocks and clocks and clocks and clocks and clocks and battery life
iPad flies off screen as announcer orders goyslop on ubereats while getting updates about his sports game and being reminded he's still cooking dinner.

>>432581182
i'm really impressed at how easily they can waste 40 minutes basically shilling absolutely nothing new

MULTIPLE TIMERS11!!!!!!
AAAAAAAA

how the fuck does this company get any profit if all they do is develop dumb shit no one wants
no ones gonna buy their shit

apple invented PDFs

>i wonder if VR is already here
>open stream
>...And you can even keep track of MULTIPLE TIMERS
>We truly live in the age of wonders.

i realize i'm not exactly the target audience, but it's hard not to giggle

>>432581251
>no ones gonna buy their shit
I member when /g/ said this for the iphone

>>432581251
>no ones gonna buy their shit
anon I...

>PDF
Stinky, they are talking about you now!

Ubereats integration with HealthKit so you can receive delightful messages about how you're committing suicide at any given time.

Now, let's talk about PDFs and how the iPad is the best thing for PDFs and PDFs are so beautiful.
iPadOS can auto-fill a PDF form just like your desktop computer has for the last decade!
Add signatures, a native feature of PDFs that we just haven't supported until now because we don't value our customers!
Also, another notepad! How many fucking notepads do you need? Now you have one that you can embed PDFs into!

>>432581328
>apple invented PDFs

adobe acrobat.... FOR IPAD????

>applefags can triforce

>after theyre done playing with my cock
>they force me to go inside of them from behind and i nut buckets
>infront of everyone casually

PDFs are great combined with a Facetime call!

tfw no crap product marketing team

im starting to think that this guy isn't actually running really fast in between each stage

S C R E E N S A V E R S

Why is this entire presentation things that have been possible on computers for decades?

>>432581894
they're informing zoomers that computers exist and do things, clearly

>>432581894
>implying you can do Face(tm)Time(R) while browsing PDF and having full control over size and position of your windows
blasphemy

reddit!

>>432581947
Oh, I see. They want to bring the phone experience to the computer so zoomers buy computers.

>Back to our computers. They're good, we know they're good, and you faggots keep paying 200% higher markup than the rest of the industry.
>So with that, take a look at Sonoma, our new exploitation environment.
>Just look at these backgrounds you can use!
>Desktop Widgets a'la 2003
>They're transparent because your ADD can't look away otherwise
>Thorough the magic of continuity, I can now see all the apps from my pocket iPhone on my desk iPhone!

GAMING TIME

>it has been 49 minutes already

we're so back

>mac
>games
ishygddt

Open the stream, VR is coming up.

apple invented gamemoderun

ah yes ive always wanted to put the air conditioner on in my car through my laptop
>GAMING
GAMERS!!!!

good thing they brought out the fat ugly guy to do the gaming presentation i can really relate to this man

>Our screens still offer the most intense slideshow of smeared OLED horror you'll genuinely believe the 120Hz screen is running at 20Hz.
>We still talk about Village, that one game we have to talk about.
>Framerates are more consistent than ever
>Our airpods improve your framerates
>Game porting toolkit, please please someone release a game for our systems

But you told me apple doesn't care about gayming!?

>kojima

Kojimbo?!

BACK

KOMJIMBO?!

>no [hideo kojima] everywhere on the screen
they've no idea what they're doing

KOJIMA SAN NO, RUN, GET OUT OF THERE
THEY'LL MAKE YOU TALK ABOUT ABOUT VILLAGE

>Death stranding re-release.
>Gameplay footage looks like PS3 game.
Nothing of value was lost.

SISTERS OUR RESPONSE???

>>432582438
>death stranding port
>that's all
>that's literally all

it's actually over

Fuck I had to leave for literally 5 minutes and kojima shows up.

That was the whole gaming update.
>Village runs better
>We're getting a second game, one that you've already played.

Now on to the chatroom updates, the most important function of our second-mortgage hardware.

I want to see the headset and they are talking about fucking zoom effects.

gamers was that it what the fuck they showed literally 1 game

>>432582540
He was already 31 at that point, chearly not that big of a fan if he never owned apple products before that

It's fucking over
apple headset cancelled

one ones buying your shit computers

>>432582540
Assemble a team to send to kojima to rescue him from the hostage situation

death stranding VR comfirmed apple reality pro exclusive

VR wasn't in the gayming section because it's a section itself. Trust the plan.

>Safari still exists
>We're falling behind because we refuse to use anything good that Google's touched.
>Google touched our baby and now we disowned it. We keep a photo of it up and we point to it and talk to it and pretend they're still here.
Safari what happened to you little buddy...

basic browser shit
use brave

>pinterest
i hate this woman

Did they fucking gaslight me into watching their gay propaganda for no reason

>>432583054
yes

>>432582925
>brave
lol he fell for it

No-one likes ron so we locked him outside.

Safari is simply T H E B E S T

I tabbed in for what I thought were the last 10 minutes and no VR headset, tell me when they're on it.

>Web Apps
>Add a shortcut to a website to your Dock.
Fucking amazing, stunning stuff really, just wow.

I know I'm shitting up this thread with this garbage but I need to be practiced for when I go to work tomorrow and have to explain why we're not buying everyone in the company new Macbooks and iPhones.
I get to do this several times per year because 1 faggot on the board owns an iPhone and hasn't shut up about it in over 10 years now.
We have 15 year old shit that runs 25 year old factory equipment, please tell me why we should replace our 40 thin clients with new Mac Workstations.
God damn I hate apple faggots.

>gets hit by car because of noise cancelling

>playing war pig over gay corpo LGBTQIAZZNFUU229aOOOk';;;+++ shit

my brain actually hurts a bit right now

>walking model visibly does not know what to do with his hands

FYI these things go for like 2 hours so we're only like halfway done

i can't believe apple invented active noise cancellation

>>432583331
ozzy has been a sell out for a long time

>>432583457
its still painful
i like that song

Played Thrill of the Fight this weekend

>>432583503
You're not a woman bro

>>432583503
thanks doc

video streaming from phone to tv is not a new thing

>>432583395
please no

>>432583646
wdym? they just invented it and announced it right here

>Apple TV can do things you'll be shocked it couldn't do before!
>Even Facetime is coming to Apple TV for some reason!

>>432583646
apple invented chromecast

>apple tv
>apple watch
what else is there, how many more useless segments they would have

corpo smiling legit creeps me out

AirPlay in hotels and Zoom on your Apple TV!
Are you fucking excited?

>>432583820
>apple car
>apple microwave
>apple wristband
>apple shoe
>apple apple

Do apple fags just base their entire life around apple products?
This presentation feels like MDE season 2

>>432583646
never been done before today.

>>432583931
It's been like this for 20+ years

>>432583215
acceptable we can all agree at least on ron being a stslker
drop the deets brother
the QRD

>Apple Watch Time
>Your Apple Watch doesn't do anything new, it just looks different!
>Look at the things it doesn't do because they're just graphics in an ad.
>Look at how it looks different from before
>Energizing

>>432583931
it feels like its in the uncanny valley between cringe and actual ironic parody

TIMER!!!!

>>432584224
this has to be a parody/satire of apple in general

>>432583931
Products for people who don't understand them, marketed in a way to where they feel like they know what they're getting.

>You could stream your phone to apple tv since the release of the apple TV.
Have they said anything about iOS17 and being able to install shit not on the app store? Kuroba on Iphone and I ditch pajeet chinkshit "android" forever.

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SNOOPY!!!!!!!!!

so its basically hours of hyping features which would be a footnote in the patch notes of devices of other companies?

I want to beat up this nerd and flush his head in the toilet

>>432584525
yea

>>432584345
Feels like it doesn't it?

>GAMING SEGMENT
>Remember Village, our game? We improved performance.
>HIDEO KOJIMA: Remember my 2019 game Death Stranding? Mac re-release.
>GAMING SEGMENT OVER

Cycle more while your wife is with her boyfriend.

That voice does not fit that giant black man

>>432584525
Oh wow, a linux user! How is your transition going sister?

>>432584525
yeah, if theres going to be anything of note itll be right at the end

>>432584525
>theyve shown reminders for taking medication in like 3 different products already
This tech dystopia is sick.

this guy looks like someone is pointing a gun to his mom's face telling him to smile harder or she gets it

>>432584704
its ubuntu not arch

>>432584525
Yeah see you get it.
The Apple business model is "convince stupid people that buying our products makes them better than people who don't."


Jokes aside, this is the worst WWDC I've ever seen.

>>432584704
look at the specs
its neofetch from inside a pico

Im buying an apple watch for vr golf!

>>432584764
ai generated not a real person

My performance in Walkabout Minigolf is gonna skyrock thanks to Apple Watch™

>>432584781
to be honest their hardware is usually good (but absurdly overpriced and often blocked from standard shit other devices get)


i remember being baffled back when a friend of mine got the first iphone that he couldnt transfer any files he wants from his pc to his phone like i could with my shitty symbian phone

never got an apple product after seeing such a basic functionality missing

>Let's talk about mental health
Take notes, stinky!

>mental health
>experts say
troons on suicide watch

>>432584525
You can do vr on linux?

>report your mental illnesses to the botnet goy

>>432585172
yes
the most popular hmd in the world runs Android
ALVR exists
SteamVR exists

>see nigger
>mark "day ruined" on my apple watch emotion tracker
>nigger steals my watch

>>432585067
>Build good hardware
>Charge too much for it
>Limit its capabilities

>vr friend becomes a huge coomer
>whatever i don't care
>they slowly lose their ability to talk about anything else
>all they ever want to do is have vr sex
>they start flirting with me all the time too
I miss just being friends.

>>432584725
this
this is an ad for technodystopia put this shit in some early 00s cyberpunk move it fits right in

next they'll announce some app to help you troon out

>>432585172
yes
that pic is linux running on android on the headset tho

>>432585276
>vr friend
LOL

>>432585034
I read that in the generic forced upbeat apple presenter voice

>>432585231
Is it plug and play with ubuntu? Can i play vrchat?

>>432585276
not now sis we're busy watching shitty apple product announcements

>We know we caused the myopia epidemic
>Here's an app to remind you that you're going blind.

Im gonna atomic wedgie this middle aged nerd

Is it vr time now?

>>432585382
Ubuntu should have recent enough GPU drivers to play games
Valve still has a lot of fixing to do though so its not as smooth of an experience in general
when Deckard gets launched they'll fix it for sure!

myopia segment /vrg/ in shambles. recovery protocol?

Daily reminder that biometric data like face id and touch id are NOT covered by the fifth amendment; law enforcement can freely take these from you and use them in an investigation to unlock devices. Use a passcode only for anything you care about.

IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING

>Empty Conference Room
It's time.

>>432585763
its shit

HAPPENING

ONE MORE THING

AR AR AR

>>432585808
AR

AR its over end it

>>432585575
They just called it AR, so don't get your hopes up too high

>>432578994
>>432578994
>>432578994
>>432578994
>>432578994
1 HOUR LATER

NIGGER

I wasted an hour of my life for fucking AR. Fucking niggers.

if they do that thing where project the view of your eyes to the outside fuck that shit

>its just phone apps in AR

The first Apple product you look through and not at.

>Cable
>No controllers
oh its so fucking over

>wired

>they fell for controllerless shit
Lmao

>>432586058
wire goes to a puck

>wired
not like this...

>>432586058
>>432586049
Pocket battery, newfags.

Give us specs faggots.
Tell us about the 105 degree FOV they'll call 115 (which will be a lie)

>AR
>AR
>AR
oh NO NO NO NO

>>432586049
so it's nreals but more expensive? i actually bought this shit

>>432586080
i unironically think we should drop controllers

>>432586127
its probably connected to your phone

>Play games on a giant screen
>Apple
>Games
lmao

This is honestly a step towards what normalfags actually want from XR.

>>432586246
Vr death stranding

Eyes, Hands, Voice!

Does the cord go to a pocket device, or is it running to a $9000 Apple Workstation?

>>432586246
>Play Resident Evil Village and soon Death Stranding on a giant screen

>>432586268
Normalfags want XR?

I think it actually looks good. I've always wanted to use VR for productivity but my quest 2 is too heavy and cumbersome.

Daily reminder than AR is harder to do than VR.
Headset which can do good AR can also do much better VR.

>>432586268
It's just Bigscreen, and the Beyond is actually better for this because it's got way nicer ergos

>>432586349
XR is the umbrella term.

Quest Pro and Quest 3 does this same AR stuff

>>432586360
It's useless for VR if there's nothing to do in VR.

So far the example has been "everything you do with an iPad, and immersive mindfulness sessions." No SteamVR, no Oculus library, no games.

>bulky like the Index
>can't actually play games
>no controllers
Lmao, Apple is out of the competition.

>>432586493
here comes the pajet cope

Is that a hecking games icon??

>>432586360
true, AR is cool af
im watching this on my pico with immersed rn

its fucking huge

APPLE CREATED EYESIGHT

>Poorfags who refuse to pay more then $15 for a game thought apple would pander to them.
This apple thing is for the adults, sorry man children who play pretend being female.

>>432586591
No, it isn't.

>>432586651
I'm excited for the official announcement that it weighs >600g

>>432586493
Q3 seems better due to the sensors

>>432586651
flat nose
its the same size as q3 i think
i still dont understand if the headset is connected to a phone or a pocket battery

>>432586268
How?

Introducing, OpenEyeSight

115 degree FOV (107 in the real world, <100 for anyone with an IPD over 69mm)
Cord goes to pocket battery, computing power is still in the headset.
Heavier than a Quest 2.
Headband compromised to value looks over comfort, good luck wearing this for more than 30 minutes.


This thing is the best *PRODUCTIVITY* headset I've ever seen, exactly what I expected from it, I think they hit the ball out of the park.

>>432587089
>Headband compromised to value looks over comfort, good luck wearing this for more than 30 minutes
Please no.

Wait if you're facetiming with the headset what the fuck do you look like to them?

>>432586739
The sports one, I think it is. AR sport games should just werk

>>432587178
See how huge it looks on the 5'2" 86lb asian model?

This thing will not be comfortable, and the headstrap is a SHIT design.

>>432587237
You use your iPhone as the camera. That's not a joke.

>>432587089
>I think they hit the ball out of the park
delusional

>>432587237
the shitty cartoon avatars with face tracking

>>432586651
its fucking huge

>>432587089
>weight and comfort compromised
>wanting normalfags to wear this 8 hours a day
dead on arrival

bigscreen with a passthrough cam would be better in every way

>>432587318

so what the FUCK do you even do with this thing aside from look at pictures and facetime???? who is this marketed towards??

>>432587318
Smaller than quest 3 / pico 4 isn't it.

>>432587418
me when filming children

>>432587459
Applefags who also spend 18 hours a day 'scrolling'.

>>432587418

>>432587459
Literally any retard that actually buys apple products

>>432587459
apple golems

welcome to the future applechuds

>>432587532
>>432587547
>>432587548
i dunno if even applefags will gobble this shit up if its actually $3k

>>432587459
RLChat

WAIT I can watch MOVIES in VIRTUAL REALITY, with my FRIENDS?

Give us specs so we can laugh.

Glass on glass with pancake optics, this is as heavy as my ancient Samsung Odyssey headset.
It's visibly larger than a Quest 3 or Pico 4.
Fucking pathetic.

DINOSAURS!

It's fucking over... they couldn't even get one VR dev to make a port for it

APPLE ARCADE GAMES! OH MY GOOOODDDDDDDD

>>432587653
Credit cards will be maxed out. Loans will be refinanced.

>playing flat games in VR
Ummmmm YIKES!

>Play 2D games in your new Apple headset with a Playstation controller!

>>432587815
fuck

There really isn't any vr stuff. I'm surprised.

>>432587835
IM GONNA FRUIT NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>432587885
VR is a niche, AR is the future

ill get the normal vision non pro
i dont need a work device

I could see my Dad buying this shit.

Walt Disney would like to announce the new "Eugenics API," now available across the Apple ecosystem.
Identify users race, ethnicity, accents, and profiles that help developers determine the cognitive and societal capabilities of users.

>Apple collab with the mouse
Bros..

>>432587946
i love reading my emails in AR!

Watch Star Wars from inside Mando's ship!
Watch sports in your living room!

>>432588142
And your boss can see your eyes so he can make sure you are reading your emails and not sleeping/napping on company time.

>what if your imaginary friends weren't so imaginary

vrchat bros start paying attention

>I CAN BE THE CAPESHITTER

>>432588307
I'm gonna jerk off on mickey's face

Zucc is shitting his pants right about now.

>glass front for extra weight and so you can break it

>>432588492
>acts as a lens so you can scratch the shit out of it

Can't believe Apple just invented VR